#unsolicited update in the tags but anyway

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

[m-m-mad-madness]

Lmao I've just hit four weeks post op, only took another 5 years.

Super pissed off :)))))

Been trying to pursue hysto locally for about six months, finally got some answers from the GIC just now and they’re saying they won’t sign me off without seeing me again, which won’t be until fucking October. Why this is necessary when they happily discharged me with a referral for lower in 2015 I don’t know, and now I feel completely adrift and like there’s no point to anything… but I guess it’s my fault for treating this as a goalpost around which to organise my life for the next few months.

[agirlandherkinks]

Introduction Post (Updated!)

Hiiii :3

You can call me Ally (as in like Alison), and I'm an aspiring writer of weird niche fetish content.

This is a HORNY blog and SAFE SPACE. That means NO MINORS, NO BIGOTS (and ESPECIALLY NO TERFS)

Anyway ✨About Me✨:

She/Her, 20, Aussie (AEST timezone), Raging Pansexual, probably Hypersexual, Poly, and Transfem cause I'm cool :3

Sub-leaning Switch, and Neurodivergent if u couldn't tell yet

Asks/DMs are open, although I do have Anxiety. So if I don't respond to something u send me it's usually cause of that <3

All my stories are tagged with "#ally's kinks" if u wanna read them <3. Feedback/orgasms/unconditional praise is always appreciated :3

Oh and sending me unsolicited nudes is a no-no and will be met with an Orbital Missile Strike, or in lieu of personal access to government militia, a frowny face and block.

Turn ons (pink = favs): Hypnosis Bondage Latex Bimboification Transformation in general that stuff's fun MTF transformation Inflation Succplants/fuckplants (new!) Furry/partial furry transformation Bunny girl transformation :3 Also Hucow transformation skfdjs (not really into udders but I will accept H-cups) Expansion Corruption Brain Drain/IQ play/Dumbification (the solution to anxiety is being too horny to feel it 😎) Grinding Petplay Edging Orgasm/Arousal control Degradation (call me a slut plz and ty) Some level of CNC I'll define in a bit Stat-based transformation (-1 Int, +1 Cha, that kinda thing) Slider-based transformation (think app with sliders to adjust ass, tits, IQ :3) Slime Lactation Heat Clothing possession/transformation Dronification Pooltoy

Turn offs: Ageplay Feral tfs Feet Intense verbal abuse I'm sensitive :( Not cool enough to be into Sadism/Masochism sorry Unsolicited nudes, again Loli (I mean better than an actual kid ig but nope no thanks) Incest Big age gaps (not my thing sorry for being boring) Piss/Scat/general human waste products Straight-up rapeplay, like as long as there's some willingness I'm chill (I count having my brain fried and rearranged to be horny as consensual)

Feedback for my stories is always appreciated but for now have a good morning/day/evening/night, and I wish everyone that reads this gets some pretty hot orgasms and has their fun niche fantasies come true <3

[uselesssubstrate]

Blog notes:

As indicated, this is my corner to be slutty, so if that kind of content isn't for you, feel free to block

You can also block the tag (or search for) #sluttypuddles to filter (or find ;3 ) nsft content

Do not send me unsolicited nudes. Kinda disappointed I had to add this one in tbh

Okay update: don't send me unsolicited nudes or start conversations asking to fuck me. This is grade school stuff yall, get some manners

If you would like to have a discussion about interacting with me involving kink, feel free to message me and we can talk about it, but I will block if you just send me nudes or jump right into anything without prior discussion

Anyway, minors and bigots (yes, you too. Your little subsect of phobia isn't an exception) DNI.

[foggyparadisecandy]

I know this is going to sound like I'm bragging or something. The truth is I focus on the negatives way more than the positives and I'm doing my best to recognize and respect my kinder side.

Hopefully it gives some of you who struggle with low self-esteem the motivation to make this shift too. I know how hard it is to see our positive attributes and positive impacts we have on others.

So take this as an example from my life, and see if you can find the things in your life that you can embrace to feel good about yourself.

This is kind of an example of the post I wrote last week about latching on to "real" affirmations to help boost self-esteem. Meaning that we should look at things that are based in the real world and real interactions to build around, as opposed to those statements like "I'm successful" "people like me" "I'm a winner" etc - that, for many of us, our minds will IMMEDIATELY reject because we truly don't see ourselves that way.

Those blanket statements of positivity, well-meaning as they are meant to be, actually end up reinforcing our negative images because our minds say "no ... we aren't that way ... we suck". (go dig up that post for more details - click the "on topic" tag and it's easy to find - UPDATE: Click here for the post).

Anyway ... lol ...

I'm pretty kind and open in my communication styles and do my best to be empathetic and caring. This extends to my work and the people I manage.

I won't go into details but one of my people is leaving our company to go to work for someone else in a few months. I've been working with this person for eight years and mentored and supported their advancement, doing my best to make sure they had everything they needed for success.

They wrote me a very sweet letter last week telling me how much I've meant to them and how I helped them build up their ego and self-esteem. I always made them feel included and important - valued and respected. She told me she and her husband both love me and appreciate everything we've done and how I have supported them both at work and in their personal challenges.

Fuck. NGL I'm so emotional these days, I cried reading that letter.

You never know how you touch other people by just being kind and respectful.

I've been blessed to get a lot of those unsolicited positive feedback messages over the last few months as I've reconnected with old friends. I need to remember these things next time I want to have a pity party or beat myself up.

I hope all of you can think of kindnesses and love you have put out in the world and remind yourself of the same.

I feel we are measured in life by what we put out there.

Be kind to others ... and ... this is the hard one for so many of us ... to yourself!!!

I've started to realize the depths and breadth of my kindness to others. And I've NEVER been kind to myself. Always a harsh word. Always a "why did I fuck up?"

I am changing ... slowly ... it's fucking hard. But I hope you take strength from my journey and see that it is possible. I'm no saint. I'm not some special person.

I'm just kind and caring and empathetic. I know a lot of you are the same. To others. Now flip it around and give some of that to yourself.

You deserve it.

My love to you.

[cosmic-space-god]

Welcome Travelers of the Universe~🌟

Welcome to my domain~💙

(Intro to my blog below read more)

Name: Refer to me as either Galaxy or "My God" if you feel so inclined. I will not demand any title from you this is optional.

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Polyamorous Pansexual (However, I usually refer to myself as gay or queer and nothing more)

Relationship Status: I AM HAPPILY TAKEN AND NOT LOOKING FOR NEW PARTNERS OR SUBMISSIVES. I am however a massive flirt, so flirt away. Just don't expect anything to actually come from it.

DNI: Minors, Bigots, or Creeps. Also Men DNI blogs (I'm literally a dude what are you doing here?)

You are allowed to interact no matter what you're into, I do not kink shame, however if you're going to be speaking to me or sending me asks do keep my kink list in mind. If you send me asks discussing a kink I personally have a hard limit for, I will simply delete it and not respond. Speaking of...

The Kink List (as a dom top only)

Knifeplay

Bloodplay

CNC

Ageplay

Incest Roleplay (I really like being called Daddy)

Kidnapping Roleplay

Scarification

D/S Dynamics

Pain Play

Impact Play

Orgasm Control

Chastity

Primal Play

Worship

Temperature Play

Sensation Play

Petplay

T4T

Leather

Bootblacking

Service Dynamics

Plushophilia

Somnophilia

Intox Kink (420 specific)

Bondage (Especially rope bondage)

Objectification

Free Use

Lingerie

Exhibitionism/Voyeurism

Latex

Piss play BUT IN LIMITED FORMATS

Erotic Hypnosis

Cannabalism

Rough body play

The Hard Limits (Do not try to engage me in these, I will not respond)

Scat

Extreme piss play

Intox kink (alcohol specific)

Being submissive or bottoming in ANY way

Vomit

Armpits

Feet

Needles

Feederism

Misgendering

Forced Feminization

Rough Body Play

Sissies

Findom stuff

Breathplay (I will do hand necklaces though)

Unsolicited Nudes

Brats and Bratting

Tickling

Sounding

Anyways, feel free to interact, send me asks, etc. Have a lovely timezone~

(This post may be updated as time goes on)

***Original Posts will be tagged with "Space God's Domain"***

[artblock-tm]

Hello!!

New pinned post! Since I can't edit the old one... but this post will be regularly updated whenever I think of something to add!

My name is DoodlePerson, but you can just call me Doodle or Artblock.

My inbox is open for anyone who wants to talk- about fandom things, my OCs, my stories, or just in general. Please be kind and remember not to send weird things unsolicited to strangers!

Doodle requests are also always available, as long as its for a fandom I'm in or an OC. I will draw your OC if you provide references!

If you'd like to know which fandoms I'm in, there's a list under the cut.

My art tag: Doodle Gallery

My doodle tag: Doodle Doodles

My writing tag: Writeblock-TM

My talking tag: Artbabble-tm

My fics:

Masked Collection (AHiT)

Shadow Rift (AHiT)

My oneshots:

Vanishing Point (FGO)

All ocs tagged with oc: [their name].

Fandoms I'm in:

-AHiT

-Amphibia

-Black Clover

-Centaurworld

-Everhood

-Fate series

-Gravity Falls

-Hollow Knight/Silksong

-Little Nightmares

-Omori

-Super Paper Mario

-Tangled The Series

-The Owl House

-UT/DR

-Aaaand more, probably, but I just can't think of it!

Anyway! Thanks for reading, and I hope you have a good day!

[reilleclan-blog]

I decided to "add a tip" on tumblr I don't expect anything but I was thinking maybe one day someone wanted to "bless" me but yeah. I'm still looking for financial assistance to move out and my mom recently lost her job. I'm trying to get affiliated on twitch as well anything helps.

Edit: so I started posting a bit on Reddit showing off some photos I've been liking of my own and someone wanted to give me advice. I don't mind advice but it was unsolicited and the advice they gave me seemed "unrelated" the one thing I'd say was related was my spacing with the shot I didn't need to show so much of the street in the back but I did, and I still thought it wasn't bad spacing. And then they said "what is the focus" I'd say it's obviously the car ? But idk. Again I don't mind advice but it felt unnecessary. I liked this shot even if it wasn't "the best" I have only been doing VP for 9months almost this is mostly for fun. Then they proceeded to tag a photo for reference and it looked like a photo I could easily replicate. Like I guess I wanted to do something a little different? Idk j keep repeating myself but I don't want to sound like an ass but then again their advice was so unwarranted. Im probably taking too much to heart but they are a good VP photographer it just made me feel like that was my only shot that was never good or something lol. As if I don't have other photos that were "good" . I'm just being fr

And I took it upon myself to scroll and see if they commented on anyone else's stuff in cyberpunk tag and they hadn't.. anyways they later on deleted their comment..idk bruh

Also I post a decent amount of pics of my V but doesn't seem ppl give a frick oh well, I say this cause when the 2.11 update dropped I took a ton of pics of him💀I took 200+ pics

Anyways take care

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAO you got that out fast but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised atp with your speed but omg the timing of the edit HAHAHA

The sudden Otoya swap up was actually so funny…it’s really interesting how yu get these ideas for characters you don’t care as much for though?? Truly built different

HAHAHAA I’m crying poor zantetsu (honesty me neither though so valid) it’s ok he’ll have his moment at some point in time…maybe kaneshiro will make up for it by giving him a comeback

The Barou one…..the Barou one…it was too good living in my head rent free now…..but real!! Yeah I think it’s us actively seeing Aiku cheat and tbh, at least for me, it’s the stubble….I CANNOT like sorry I do not fw the stubble……

I’m laughing bc I already had a feeling I knew which one the Karasu Otoya one was and the video hadn’t even loaded but I read the caption and thought “yup I’ve got this one saved” LMAOO this one’s iconic though the music choice fits them so well

Ok surprisingly I haven’t seen the second Karasu one?? So thank you for that I’m eating it up!! KARASU AND BAROU?? Talk about targeted audience LMAO but this one’s also fire seems I’m adding a lot to my saved folder now

OMG YUKI I will take all unsolicited edit recs dw LOL I lowk need more on my fyp…

Omg the Otoya one too…ok but that one “scene” where we see him and basically all the other remaining players in the screen divided into sections (this is such a bad explanation but like how they cut the screen up as if it kinda were like shattered glass?? And placed a character into each piece) he looks so good >>> the other characters too! I think that giant panel just got a lot of care and attention which was nice LOL

Omg THE Barou edit LMAOO it’s always the edits with this type of manga animation styling that go hard

FRRR the way I read that line in Blu from Rio’s voice LMAOOO but so real it would be sooo funny LOL

YESS it honestly didn’t feel super short I think it’s because of the way you manage to develop the story within the wc! LMAOO white butterfly just the girl…I get what you mean though!! Like the open-endedness is what kinda completes the story! Hmm maybe instead of a part two you could try spinning off the story somehow keeping some elements the same but not exactly the same verse…? Idk I’m not a writer so not sure how that’d work in actuality but I’m sure you’ll come up with a fire solution!!

LMAOOOO I’m just trying to imagine the proposal and my mind immediately goes to “imagine he hides the ring in a mf sandwich” I was about to say “nah no way he’d do that” but lowk?? Now I’m doubting myself LOL I love seeing miraverse connections though like the little Easter eggs and mentions honestly just adds a little bonus…I feel like having them connected makes it really fun if you’ve read through the majority of your fics!

EXECUTED PERFECTLY that’s exactly the vibe I got and honestly so real Rin will always be an awkward soccer loser him searching around the university for like a full ass week has me dying like there’s gotta be some more practical way but ofc Rin would not think to do so LMAOOO

OOOH I patiently await another banger…anyways yes you cooked once again!!

Also your comments via tags always have me laughing the ones on your post about the jersey “does blue lock count” LMAOOO

- Karasu anon

LMAOO yk i’m a speedy typer plus i rlly want to get at least the reqs i have rn done so i can get back to updating long fics and brainstorming an idea for THE fic HAHA also i feel bad leaving requests in my inbox for too long especially because most of the reqs i get are anonymous so they don’t get notified when i post?? so like are they checking frequently whether i’ve answered and being disappointed every time…idk the thought makes me emo FKGJHS

THE OTOYA SWITCH UP WAS LEGENDARY bruh a combo of fwtkac and the idea for hollyhock immediately afterwards was so lethal like i couldn’t help it…honestly i think it’s because i’m as much a writer for plot as i am for characters if that makes sense?? like ofc i want the story to be abt a character i love but if i can come up with a good story plot that only works for a certain character i’ll convince myself to love them so that i can write the story (the best example of this is hurricanes / hummingbirds i wasn’t really a kashimo stan beforehand but he was one of the few characters that would rlly make sense for the plot i wanted so i became the world’s number one kashimo lover because of it) the downside is that i can lose interest faster because it’s not a character i absolutely love…that’s why my two finished long fics (endure for aot and pomegranate ink for jjk) managed to be completed — they were both for characters i actively liked, had plots i was interested in writing, had endings i could work towards, AND also followed canon?? idk why but fics set in canon are easier for me to finish even though i end up expanding on/diverging from canon usually anyways…that’s another reason why i haven’t come up with THE miraverse bllk fic yet because like we discussed girls + bllk setting don’t really work super well 😭 my typical fic plotting method is finding a hole in canon that i can insert a character into (ex reverse cursed technique users), making a character to fit that niche, and then seeing what happens to the plot with the existence of that character (plus the additional ones that develop from it like tullia, may, elakshi, etc etc) but there is no obvious place where a female character would work super well in bllk and without changing the entire plot TOO dramatically/being a mary sue soooo i’ve been struggling a bit but trust i will prevail

SKJGFKLJNS poor zantetsu indeed…no because i see the himbo appeal but just me personally i need someone who can keep up w me even slightly so i don’t think it’s truly for me although i ofc support others in their himbo loving endeavors 🤩 just like imo why take a himbo when you can have a rlly smart emotionally dumb jackass who loves you very much but doesn’t know how to express it 🥹 (cough nagi cough karasu cough barou cough maybe i have a type cough)

THE BAROUUU EDIT the song just fits perfectly it’s insane and yeah i agree it’s for sure because we see him on screen!! also ykw at least otoya admits that he’s a cheater aiku was just a goof abt it 🥴 and yeah the stubble is certainly…a choice…i cannot imagine myself being an aiku lover he’s way too uncle coded LMAOAO however having him randomly appear, be a terrible flirt, get rejected and then convert into wingmanism is too perfect 😭 like besides the otoya idea imagine he just decides one day that barou NEEDS a girlfriend because he’s way too strict w the ubers and maybe making out w someone pretty will help him calm down (aikulations 69:420) so he just picks a random baddie off of the street (aka reader) and decides that she’s the one and gets the rest of the ubers to help him set her up with barou LMAOAO just thinking abt the nightmare dream team of aryu niko sendou and lorenzo trying to get barou bitches is cracking me up honestly wingman aiku is too underrated we need more of him in the world!! maybe that should be my new series…‘oliver aiku’s guide to getting girls’ and it’s just unrelated one shots of him somehow meddling with various bllkers’ love lives…okay wait actually this would be so fun omg this is my motivation to finish requests SKJFDHSDJ i need to do this

THAT PANEL IS SO GOOD ik what you’re talking about…and i will make sure to send any edits i get on my fyp your way 😩 we have like the same tastes in characters so i’m just going to assume that you’ll like the ones i like HAHA

no because i’m actually surprised at how popular white butterfly is considering hiori is kind of a random character?? i think people find my master list through other characters (namely sae + seabird and nagi + peregrine) and end up getting to white butterfly and loving it fsr…also wait it’s so funny to me that i wrote fwtkac and white butterfly within 24 hours of each other KSJFSHK they are so completely opposite in tone like sometimes it doesn’t feel like the same person wrote them (same with cherry tree and the instrument actually like how did we go from silly goofy rin to emotionally traumatized kaiser that quickly) 😭 but yeah i think the element of openness to it is what makes white butterfly feel very magical almost!! plus hiori doesn’t seem like the type to overtly confess imo like he’s def super romantic (hence him building the EXACT house she described to him when they were kids) but i just can’t imagine him being like kiss kiss fall in love yk 😓 honestly i think a lot of the part two requests are also just because there’s zeroooo hiori content so people want more which is understandable!! but i have two hiori requests in my inbox that i’ll try to get to soon so hopefully that will satiate the hiori craving

OMG NO HE DEFINITELY WOULD…i’m imagining seabird y/n not even getting the hint and she’s about to eat the sandwich and he has to tackle her to stop her and it mirrors their first meeting where she tackled him and he’s like stupid y/n i’m proposing and she’s like 😱 honestly as you know i’m not a sae stan but SEABIRD sae is a different story he’s lowkey one of the men of all time i actually love him sm 🥹 somebody commented in their ao3 bookmark for seabird that they enjoyed the way i interpreted sae because it was a “good different” which i think is actually why i’m not a sae lover…like if seabird sae was the standard characterization for him i’d enjoy him much more but alas that is not the case 😔 i always wonder what happened to the anon who requested seabird LMAOAO like did they like it…did it even follow what they requested…do they know the impact they had…anyways YES i love referencing my other stories when i can!! it gets people to look at my masterlist which is always fun + it’s like an inside joke for people who know my work AND it makes the world seem that much broader 😛

no because rin simply could’ve looked her up on instagram and dm’ed her like “yo i’m in town send me the addy” HAHAHA like i respect his commitment to the mysterious romantic vibe but he genuinely should’ve just stalked her snap map or smth + he definitely had her phone number considering they literally lived together?? he could’ve just called and asked her where she was but he probably thought that would be “lukewarm” and ended up accidentally being a creep about it

we will see what happens 😩 hoping to have smth out soon!! i haven’t started a new req yet but i’m hoping to get to work on one rn and have it out maybe this weekend?? i need to zoom through these now that i have motivation for a personal project (even though it’s not going to be THE bllk fic it’ll still be fun and consume a good bit of time + i’ll get practice w a lot of different characters so it might lead me in the right direction for who i want THE bllk fic to be about!!)

OMG NO IT WAS SUCH A FUNNY INTERACTION so like i just wanted to be comfortable today and had 0 plans of looking cute because i kinda overslept so i was literally just wearing yoga pants and my dad’s old zidane jersey from when zidane played for real madrid (although i did throw on some hoop earrings to not look COMPLETELY like a teenage boy) and i was walking to my car and this guy stopped me and was like “hey i really like your jersey…do you watch soccer??” LMAOOO i was like oh no i’ve gotten bro’s hopes up…so i just said “no not really this is my dad’s” meanwhile the whole time i was like wondering what he’d do if i said i was really into it and my favorite player was nagi KSJFSKJ like would he get the reference or would he just think i was crazy OR would he think i was even more into soccer than him and knew super obscure players?? anyways i kept my egoist number one striker thoughts to myself and then he was kinda sad but told me it was a super famous player’s jersey and i was like “yeah he was in the opening ceremony of the olympics” and he was like “yeah” and then he said bye and left 😭 not rlly sure what the point was…maybe he was just hype to see a fellow soccer fan in the wild 🤔 then i walked past a guy in a barca jersey and internally i was like “EITA OTOYA???” but externally i was forced to stay silent because real madrid fans and barca fans have beef (although ironically my dad is a huge barca fan but he just loves zidane so that’s the only jersey he owns HAHA…personally i like real madrid more because sae itoshi and also because i like modric a lot i think he’s so cutie pie so like it’s fine by me 🙂‍↕️)

[fuckingkbitty]

I should probably make an intro post

I really don't know what I'm doing here but I guess here's some basics

First of all this is an NSFW blog so that means absolutely no minors. Anyone interacting with me with under 18 or no age in bio will be blocked instantly

I might not always check OP's bio for age, but if I miss anything and I reblog anything from a minor or someone who otherwise doesn't want to be interacting with NSFW, please let me know so I can delete it

This is a sideblog. If I reblog regular non-horny stuff to here by accident, oops

This blog is for me first and foremost so tags are pretty sparse. When I do use tags, the most common ones are probably gonna be #vampireposting and #🦦 This might change in the future

I have a partner and am monogamous so I am not interested in flirting, pics, or anything like that. Unsolicited nudes will be an automatic block. Also, if you know me and/or my partner irl, please don't comment about our sex life, that's private

About Me

27 (as of 2024 anyway, I may or may not remember to update this post in the future)

Genderqueer trans man. I'm a guy in a strange and off-putting way* like I didn't do my boy homework so I copied off someone's paper but I changed a few things so the teacher wouldn't know

*gay and autistic way

I use he/him pronouns only. They/them I'd only give a pass to strangers who don't know me and she/her is getting an automatic block

gay, not strictly t4t but I like it because trans men are hot :3

exploring kinks and stuff at the moment. Not totally sure what I am or am not into so I'm over here figuring it out

Hard Limits

There's not a whole lot, but this is some stuff I am absolutely not into so it won't be on my blog and I avoid it/block the tag

piss/scat/any sort of excrement

incest

ageplay

misgendering/detransition (any funky gender related stuff would be between me and my boyfriend and occasionally my trans friends only and, but it's not in a detrans type of territory)

[hauntingly-evergreen]

Writing Wednesdays

AKA Screaming Into the Void #1 Out of fear for driving my friends mad with unsolicited writing updates, I've decided to dedicate one day a week to dump my miscellaneous writing thoughts and chart the progress of my current fic. I got the idea for this fic on the 13th, and in the past week I have: 1. I wrote a thoughts dump document of all the plot points that I've thought of so far, and already it's 2.5k words long 2. I started a document for the fragments of scenes I plan to use in the future, and it's 1.5k long 3. I wrote a file for the title, tags, summary, and first author's note, and it is 1.5k long. 4. I wrote one outline and didn't like it, and it was 0.95k long. 5. Then I wrote another two outlines, for two of the three major plotlines, and it's currently 0.98k long and I like it. 6. I started writing the first chapter, and wrote 567 words for it. Currently I plan on having ~40x4000 word chapters; we'll see how that plan goes when I actually start writing. I think I am aiming for 2000 words a week, for 2 chapters a month. I wish I could write faster but having a life and other hobbies does cut into writing time. 7. Started a cast of characters list; 3/15 are basically OCs and 2 of them have extensive backstories now 8. Bought a pack of tarot cards for writing purposes, made a fic writing playlist with 50+ songs on it, started this tumblr, made up a fictional country and culture, researched the cuisine of the country I'm ripping off, and wrote this post. It's...a good amount of work, 6k words in 6 days is very respectable. Figuring out that this fic is going to take roughly a year and a half to finish is well - not ideal, but that year and a half is going to pass anyway, I might as well have fun writing a fic while I do it.

Here's to hoping the next week goes as well as this one has.

[dailyfanfix]

Fic Rec VI: Assorodus

source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41239035

(This fic is still in progress.)

Note: This author requested for us to review their fic. So I’ll go into a little more detail on the review. The reason we don’t go into much detail for the reviews generally is because it’s not like the author asked us to do that, so we’re not gonna go on here and give unsolicited advice or anything. We’re simply here to show our support!

Pagiecake, though, specifically asked us to review Assorodus. While Mavis and I are definitely not professionals, we do have quite a bit of writing experience outside of fanfiction so we thought we’d give this story more effort as a way of showing the author our appreciation for supporting our blog!

I repeat, we are not professionals. So everything here is subjective and based on what we’ve been taught as writers. 

Author: @pagiecake (PagieCake on ao3)

Fandom: The Sandman 

Relationships: Morpheus/Reader

Point of View: First-Person

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 19,638

Chapters: 6/10

Language: English

Tags by the Author: Angst, Slow Burn, Slow Romance, Slow Build, Tenderness, Platonic Relationships

Summary by the Author:

Assorodus meaning "silvery water".

Purpose may or may not exist, depending on our personal ideologies. The Endless know better though, they saw the entity prowling the lands before the beginning of history, and it was older than them. Not by much, a few eons maybe, arriving after the birth of the universe we know. For this being was strong and withered the coldness of the void until everything was created. First of Writers, the name it was given, for the inherent purpose of every breathing thing had to be formed in words. Whether we believe in it or not.

His body I recognise, I’ve seen him naked before, but now the stretch of his skin is strange, sickly, I can see his bones protruding from underneath as if trying to break through his pale flesh. I remember his complexion being fair, though not to this extent. Partly obscured by his jet-black hair, his eyes are two windows to fiery rage, so much so, that I sense he is not sure who I am yet, his swirling emotions rendering him blind. Pink lips barely moving, he slightly pulls them into a scowl, threatening me without the use of words. I know him, but at the same time not, not in this state. What have they done to him?

“Morpheus?”

What you can expect:

Very interesting plot. I’ve read a lot of Sandman fics since the TV show came out, and I can confidently say that this is one of the more unique and ambitious fics I’ve read. The tags say Tenderness, and there’s definitely quite a bit of that. It’s interesting, too, since it points to a much deeper story that I look forward to as the story gets updated.

Morpheus and Reader have known each other for a while, so you can expect there’s an air of mystery regarding their relationship—platonic or not. They’re kind of in that weird limbo phase and it annoys the heck out of me as slow-burn fics usually do HAHAHAH AUTHOR PLEASE CUT TO THE CHASE— *cough* anyway, back to Writer Mode™.

More subjective thoughts and minor spoilers under the cut.

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(Masterlist)

Posted on September 9, 2022

Posted by Sophia

Ko-fi

Masterlist of the Chapters

Thoughts on Chapter 1

[pawfulsofmischief]

Intro and Masterlist

Hallo, hallo!! I'm Nova, a pleasure to see you on my blog!! <33 I'm a Wolfstar addict, Belladora ship captain, Marylily/Dorlene admirer, Ao3 author, Dnd player and furry digital artist. I also post the occasional drabble here on tumblr when I get hit with inspiration but can't make the fic long enough (for me) to post on ao3.

My dm's are always open if you want to chat!! I mean about anything, really. Just chatting, questions about anything, etc etc. I love talking to people, but I'm real bad at reaching out first. My anons are also open if you want to send me anything <33 (If you send hate, I will simply use it as an exercise into descriptive writing of ways to say 'fuck you', but go off I guess.)

Anyway, here's my fics for those curious!

Ongoing Fics

They Never Expect the Squibs (TNES) Planned to be a long fic, 75k+ at least. squib!trans!Regulus and genderqueer!Sirius are the main POV's, and there's lots of queer stuff planned. Possible violence, but no explicit smut planned. Mentions of past trauma. Updates every other Friday (bar any life issues).

Sirius only remembers glimpses of a sister he once used to have when he was tiny before she vanished without a word. Regulus first remembers the dingy orphanage, which he was rescued from by a wonderful, accepting couple that raised him as their own. Imagine their surprise when the two meet years later, in the middle of a raging war that was getting quite out of hand. They look almost identical, they could almost be twins. How are they supposed to handle a surprise sibling reunion when the world is crumbling around them? And how are these muggles managing to survive Death Eater attacks, and even win the fights while they're at it?

Freak Like Me (FLM) Also planned to be a long fic, 50k+ words at least. trans!Sirius as the main POV, with bassist!Remus and werewolf!Regulus as major focuses. Also very queer. Wolfstar and Jegulus + other pairs. Explicit smut planned, as well as mentions of past trauma, addiction, etc. Updates alternating Fridays with TNES and CitF.

They're still young, barely in their twenties, and they want to have fun in a world that's a bit shite. When Marlene drags the group to an underground, magical concert, they don't know what they're getting themselves into. Music, werewolves, and rebellion flood Sirius's life all in the course of one night. A bassist with golden-amber eyes and tawny curls, a familiar grey eyed drummer he hasn't seen in years, and a singer with the most obnoxiously pink hair he's ever seen. What could this band possibly bring into his life that wouldn't be worth the way the bassist makes his stomach flip and breath hitch?

Corruption is the flesh that covers every bone. (CitF) Definitely look at the tags before reading this one. James's POV with the occasional POV from Sirius. A dark!Marauders fic that will be filled heavily with dark themes with this such as explicit violence. Rosekillerstarchaser and Wolfstar pairings with other background pairs. Also baby Harry and Teddy (adopted, not with Tonks)!!

In the midst of a war, with a baby on his hip and best friends at his side, James Potter begins uncovering a whole treasure trove of things he never could have imagined. Lies, deceit, slander, and more. Things about himself and Sirius and Peter that they should have realized with the kinds of pranks they pulled, and things about Lily that disgust him. Perhaps they really are more suited for the Dark side.

Kind-Of-Sort-Of-Dad-Uncles MixedUpWritersFest collab with @therealrjlupin!! Wrong number texting fic. PoV swaps between Sirius and Remus.

Remus is more than excited for his kind-of-sort-of-son-nephew to be born and attempts to text Peter the exciting news! Except, it isn't Peter that he texts, it's some stranger who he continues to text because, well, they're quite interest, if a bit egotistical. Sirius winds up getting an unsolicited “in active labour” text one evening from a random number. They find it quite amusing and decide to keep texting this curious stranger that has gotten them so invested in this child they don't even know! Perhaps taking a gift to them in the hospital would be nice if they're going to be updated more.

Oneshots/others below the cut

Oneshots

Beggin' 5.8k words. NSFW Belladora (Bellatrix/Pandora) fluff and smut. The first half is smut free, with a bit of cute toddler Luna before the smut begins~

Bellatrix has just finished 'taking care of' a group of Order members with Fenrir and has found some distressing news. She returns home to her partner Pandora and daughter Luna later that evening, and Pandora soon helps her to stop thinking about it for a while.

Hell's Welcoming 12.9k words. NSFW Priest!Remus just got dropped into hell and is welcomed by Devil!Sirius in a way that surprises both of them ;) Beginning of a series of stand alone one shots that build on each other

Remus has spent the last forty-some odd years as a wonderful priest, following his vows to the letter and working to help to make the world a better place. He believed he would walk through the pearly gates of Heaven when he finally met his end... Except that's not at all what happens. Rather, he wakes up and soon finds he's been dropped down to Hell without a second glance. Sirius has been doing their job as the Ruler of Hell extremely well for centuries. So they'd seen plenty of souls that would theoretically go to Heaven be dropped down to Hell simply because 'God' doesn't want them. None have ever been like the priest that landed on his desk one evening just after his death, though. Remus and Sirius come to realize this arrangement is perfectly alright with them, however.

Special Nights 9.8k words. NSFW trans!Sirius ends up in a weird mutual masturbation situation on accident with James and Remus... It works out very well in the end

Remus came back for sixth year hot and of course Sirius noticed it. He managed to get through the first week just fine, he distracted himself well enough to not indulge in fantasizing too much. Until they go to bed early, high off adrenaline from a good day of pranking and he just wants to sleep, but he also keeps imagining Remus. Then he hears a moan from somewhere else in the room. From James's bed, in fact. But that's just the beginning for our delightful Sirius.

Gender Adventure 3.6k words. trans!James helps gn!Sirius come to terms with who they really are and protects them when needed. Second part will come out... eventually :D

When Dorcas comes out as nonbinary in the beginning of fourth year, it kick starts Sirius's thoughts into his own gender identity. With the help of best mate James and his wonderful parents, as well as wonderfully accepting friends, Sirius starts the journey- or adventure, as one may call it- into figuring out what it all leads to.

Coffee and Tea 888 words. Real simple Harry and Draco bump into each other at a coffee shop.

Harry's there to just get his morning tea, like he does most days. He isn't, however, expecting to hear the one voice he'd never thought he'd hear again. After all, who would have expected to find Malfoy in a muggle cafe of all places?

A Very Sassy Potter

748 words. Possibility of more in the future. Harry is a sassy Slytherin and he talks back to Snape in the very first potions class of first year.

Harry has grown up not taking any shit, so when Snape comes at him trying to make him look stupid, Harry shows him he's far from it.

Love of a Mother 3k words. Molly Weasley focused, multiple pairings mentioned. Tells a story of how Molly protects all the kids she can through the war~

When Molly Weasley sees Vernon Dursley and how he treats Harry, she decides to take Harry instead. She gives him a home and family, and against Dumbledore's wishes, doesn't let him go back to a place such as the Dursleys. When Narcissa comes to Molly with a request, she takes Draco in with open arms. She gives him the kind of love Narcissa was never able to while around Lucius. Molly loves her children, she just wants them to be happy.

Yule Ball Confessions 3.7k words. Drarry fic with vague Pansmione. Pansy and Hermione are fed up and make the boys dance at the Yule ball together.

Harry takes Hermione to the Yule Ball, but he doesn't quite realize that she's up to something. In what seems to be a coordinated plan with Pansy Parkinson herself, Hermione manages to somehow convince Draco bloody Malfoy to 'teach' Harry to dance... Which somehow leads to something highly unexpected?

On hold/Being rewritten

Another Black Sheep 79k+ words. 5 chapters so far. Currently being rewritten very slowly to be more cohesive and shite. trans!OC + twins focused. It follows their time in school and beyond during the war. Regulus lives, as do Sirius, Remus, etc. This was the first fic I wrote after coming back from a long ass hiatus and jumping from Wattpad to Ao3.

Fox Black has always been a bit strange. Ever since he was little he stood out. Auburn hair, always playing in the mud, and quite loudly wondering why daddy was always so mean about blood status. Of course, he was also once known as Vulpecula Bellatrix Malfoy, eldest child and sole daughter of Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy. But he's always been trouble for the Malfoys, and that doesn't stop when he gets to Hogwarts. Instead, it gets worse, as on the very first train ride to Hogwarts, Fox meets a pair that became the most unlikeliest friends for a Malfoy: Fred and George Weasley.

[anomaly00-archive]

WRITEBLR ETIQUETTE: A COMPENDIUM

– But not really, of course. That’s just to make it sound fancy. This is just a quick list of basic (and maybe not so basic) writeblr rules/etiquette compounded together by myself and other fellow writeblrs. While Tumblr as a whole is a hell-void for everyone to yell into, it’s a hell-void with standards. Please keep these things in mind when you are interacting with others in the writeblr community to create a pleasant environment for everyone involved.

– On Taglist

Taglists are a big part in generating interactions for your posts as it’s the quickest and easiest way to inform people interested in your wip “hey, look guys, I posted a cool thing and wanted to share.” However it is important to remember that taglists should always be opt-in only. As in, someone should explicitly say they want to be on your taglists before you add them. Also an important note: If you have multiple wips on tumblr, you cannot use the same taglist for all of them unless it is a general taglist. Not everyone is going to be interested in all of your wips; please be courteous to your fellow writeblrs and let them choose what content they want to enjoy. There are certain exceptions to this, however. When writing a wip intro you can tag mutuals who you know might be interested to signal boost, but it’s best to only do this once and with permission.

Please don’t abuse your taglist by using it at every little thing related to your wip. Try to keep it to major posts such as: OC introductions, excerpts, WIP updates/announcements, etc. While people do love hearing from you and viewing your content, endless tags can get annoying and will clog up people’s notifications.

A side note: There isn’t a foolproof way of getting people to be on your taglists, but going to people’s inboxes/dms and asking if they want to be in it is definitely not the right way. I would recommend posting an interest check instead to see who is interested. Interest checks are also great if you’re participating in an event and don’t want to spam people with a lot of posts.

– On General Tagging

Make sure to add appropriate tags when posting content. Add all the relevant content warnings, trigger warnings, NSFW and NSFR tags as needed. Nudity and sexual content-- no matter how tasteful-- should be tagged NSFW.

When wanting to interact with another person’s posts, pay attention to the OP’s tags! If they say DNI, do not reblog, etc, then don’t. Definitely do not tag their original work as inspo/prompt/etc. because that’s just plain rude. It can be seen as invalidating, or it diminishes their work as simply inspiration for other people to use instead of something that can stand on its own.

– On Self-Promotion

Accept the facts now: Tumblr clout is fake. However as writers, even if you are a simply doing this as a hobby, we still need to learn how to promote ourselves and our work if we want to gain interaction. The absolute best way to gain interaction– meaningful interaction– is to interact with other people. Tagging a whole bunch of writeblrs asking for a “follow for follow” is going to get you nowhere in the long run, and honestly, is just annoying. If you’re part of a writeblr discord, use that opportunity to make friends and generate meaningful interaction. Don’t just use it as a place to promote your work and just not interact with anyone.

– On Ask/Tag Games

Meet and Greet Monday, Worldbuilding Wednesday, Storyteller Saturday, etc. are fantastic ways to interact with fellow writeblrs and gives a great excuse to talk about details of your wip you normally wouldn’t get to share. Sending asks to other writeblrs is a great way to learn about their wips and to interact with them, but on the other hand, please try to send good or relevant asks. These ask games are as much a way to help writers develop their story as well as sharing fun tidbits. Try to do a little bit of research into a person’s wip before asking, if possible. If you don’t have any good/relevant questions, then it’s ok to skip a week.

If you reblog an ask game from someone, send them an ask as well! It’s quick, easy, polite, and will absolutely make their day.

In relation to tag games: don’t make chain posts. If you’re tagged in something, just make your own separate post. Adding to the OP’s post makes it so that every like, reblog, comment, etc. ends up clogging their notifications which is not fun.

– Miscellaneous

If you like someone’s post, consider reblogging it! Not only does it help other people see their post, it’ll make their day.

In the same vein, try to add something to their post. Whether it’s a reaction gif/pic, a comment, a simple “nice” in the tags, or keysmashing. Writers love hearing from people and it’s just extra incentive to work more. Unsolicited advice, however, is never welcome.

Respect people’s boundaries. Enough said.

If you’re posting a screencap of an excerpt, add a transcript, even if it’s under a “read more.” For graphics, it’s really up to you, but try to add an image description anyway.

Long posts should have a “read more”

Credit your graphic templates/psds

And, while this shouldn’t need to be said, don’t plagiarize.

[judgingskeletons]

Welcome

Hello there, and welcome to this blog where I judge bones!! Feel free to send bones to me for judgement (you can do this via submissions, send links or pictures in asks or dms, or tag me on posts, whatever works for you!)

I won’t do judgements on original art posted by the artist on tumblr without their permission (to avoid giving unsolicited criticism), though you can still submit those as I am always happy to see bones and reblog art purely for the sake of sharing. This means I will do judgements on art that isn’t the original poster’s (preferably credited) eg images from books/games/tv, art from galleries or other websites, etc (please ask questions if this is not clear; if you’re unsure if a post fits the rules send it anyway and I’ll use my own discretion.) Bacially it’s fine so long as I’m not doing an unasked-for judgement on the artist’s own post.

You can send me your own real bones if you want (eg x-rays, MRIs; please no picture of wounds that bones are poking through, though). I won’t judge them ‘cause I’m not comfortable getting that personal, but I may well compliment you and make puns. Before you send x-rays or such please check there’s none of your personal information visible, I’ll check before I post it too though. I'll tag them "real people bones" if you want to filter it.

If I don't respond to replies it's because this is a side blog so I can't really respond unless I tag you in a reblog of the same post. Please know that even if I don't respond to your reply I Have seen it and I am greatly appreciative <3

If you’re wondering what bones I mean in my judgement here’s some labelled bones for reference!

Whole blog content warning for bones, skeletons, death (let me know if other things need tagging)

(updated 10th Nov 2022)

[m-jelly]

Hi Jelly! I hope this isn’t unsolicited advice, I just wanted to share something that I learned recently and would have made my early days as a writer soooo much easier.

Since you have so many wonderful works (you’re a star honestly, tysm for all you do for the fandom), I figured it might be hard to keep track of them all or to update your master list. There is a shortcut (kinda) way writers can access all their works on their blog and that’s by tagging it with a special phrase like “jelly writes” or “jelly writes fic”. That way when you look up that specific tag on your blog, it pops up all the works tagged with it.

Sorry if this is boring lol, I just wanted to share the organization tip like the little nerd that I am xD i wish I had know it sooner lol but tumblr still confused me and I learn more every day

Anyway hope you have an amazing day!!!

Thank you for sharing!

I've kept my stories organised by lost of masterlists and have been very on top of it. Every time I post, it's added to a masterlist right away.

I'd love to do the # with jelly writes, but I think I have 755 posts before answering this. So, it might be a bit difficult for me to go through and tag them as that 🤣 I've just got too many.

I could dedicate a day adding the # but it would mean no updates from me on here and Ao3 for a day while I do it.

So, thank you again for the advice. I'll think about it and work out whether it's possible to achieve with 755 posts ....